(Source: murdererbyproxy)

tagged as → #omfg

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Some roses have steel thorns." For ofvalkyries

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

axmxz:

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

unfollovving:

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Melanie Martinez

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

tagged as → #its back!!!

master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Oscar Wilde said that if you know what you want to be, then you inevitably become it - that is your punishment, but if you never know, then you can be anything. There is a truth to that. We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing - an actor, a writer - I am a person who does things - I write, I act - and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun."
— Stephen Fry (via purplebuddhaproject)
David Tennant at 2014 Summer TCA Tour for FOX's Gracepoint

(Source: davidtennantblog)

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everythingiamisbreakingout:

iwansfvs:

The Cosmic Collider

Link

I would instantly live in that.

serifinaxxx:

hail—bucky:

bucky live tweets germany vs. usa 

beesmygod:what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload)