i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, take a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom
Felt it was worth a reminder, since I see a lot of people getting started early, apparently based on last year’s dates.
Not that there’s anything wrong with making every week asexual awareness week…
if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not
This is why John Barrowman will always be my spirit animal.
Ph. Lobke Leijser
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
fun fact: asexual awareness week is abbreviated aaw because all asexuals are cute
I’m honestly quite proud of this status.
Holy moses, this blew up fast.
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing.
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
I feel like copperbadge is spiritually responsible for this post.
I didn’t mean to, but I’ll take the blame. It’s what fandom dads do.